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I bored of the way I look and I want a new hairstyle. Generally when i get my haircut I get some variation on the cuts these Burberry models are sporting (especially the one on the right):
Keep in mind that i don look like that because I a regular person and not a model. Anyway, I kind of like to start wearing my hair in a more classic slicked back look like George Clooney in this photo:
Okay, I back. I got a little blue thanks to Haiti, living in the stupidest country ever,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Outrageous Fortune,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], etc. I happy to report that some good news and exciting projects have snapped me back to my usual chipper self. Among them are The Management next show (which is a scifi dance party!), the West coast premiere of MilkMilkLemonade, and a few more that I can even talk about yet for fear of jinxing them.
I so, so happy about these projects,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], plus planning a wedding,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but I already exhausted. I going to be putting my Rejuvinique (TM) to good use!
(I don know why the didn do an artsy tiein and call it the Eyes Without a Facemask.)
Anyway, so as not to miss out of the conversation on Why the American Theater is Dead, I wanted to write a quick questions on "great" plays and "small" plays, because I see them getting thrown around a lot. That is,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the idea that there are few "great" plays these days, or the idea that plays have gotten "small."
What do people mean when they say "great?" Do they mean it in the Great American Play sense? Something canonical? How many plays on that level do people think are written? Also, how come that canon never includes comedies? And "small." I like small plays. I like plays about families, about love affairs, about personal achievements and disappointments. Is Raisin in the Sun a "small" play? Does that make it not great? Are small plays not great?
I get the feeling some people among us want freaking Mother Courage or Angels in America or Ruined every single time they come to theater. Don get me wrong. those are incredible plays. That said, I can only stomach Ruined once, maybe twice. That **** is HEAVY. If we want people to come back to the theater, we ought not punch them in the gut every time. A theater with only "great" plays by this gloomy standard (my standards for "great" are looser), would be like a lifetime of only watching movies by Lars Von Trier. Depressing and dull.
When i walk over to my DVD shelf to pick out a movie, I pick an Angels in America once a year, maybe. Sometimes I in the mood to cry and reflect on the human condition. More often than not though I grab Reform School Girls,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], which i happen to think is both "small" and "great", thank you very much. It has Wendy O. Williams in it!
Looking past what a disgusting person Hailey Glassman is inside, and even ignoring that vile Ed Hardy shirt (makes her look like a carny at the county fair), the bandana (I wonder if her hair is attached to it), and loathsome Ugg boots (seriously, stop it with the Uggs) WHAT IN GOD GOOD NAME IS WRONG WITH WOMEN TODAY AND THESE GOD DAMN SWEAT PANTS?
Ladies of America, it is not okay for you to leave your house or gym in sweat pants unless you are going for a jog. Period. Not okay. And there is no such thing as a "designer" sweat suit. Somehow these new fangled swaet suits are even uglier than the teal ones my mother wore to clean out the roof gutters, mostly because they enable me to see your genitalia through them. Seriously, I can see your cha cha and your ass looks like a runny old egg. Is that why it says "juicy" across it? Because it like a fried egg?
I exhausted. I don want to live in a world with these pants anymore. I too sensitive. At least they ARE pants, unlike the tights that countless women walk around pretending are pants when they most certainly are NOT pants.
I have a genuine and well documented fear of or repulsion of super long hair. Ladies, don get all upset or insecure. I mean really, really long hair. Past your butt long. Renaissance festival, Crystal Gale long.
I don know why, but I feel really nervous when i see those flyaway hairs. It just looks unhealthy and weird and unclean to me. Do see them combing it is obscene and if I ever so unlucky that it touches me, I shudder. I have no idea where this comes from, but it genuine and deeply embedded. (I also hate horse tails, which seem similar, and touching any untreated wood. I never said I was rational or normal!)
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